I weighed myself an hour ago, had intense diarrhea, then weighed myself again and i lost 2 lbs
*black woman is sexual*
*black woman explicitly states that they’re doing it for themselves and nobody else*
*white feminist pulls up in their white feminist mini van blaring iggy azalea*
*adjusts their tina fey inspired frameless glasses* Ummmmmmmmm im uncomfortable with you doing that it makes me feel as if you’re pandering to the male gaze you should be more in control of your image sweetie:)
I got a hot date and i havnt even arrived in taipei yet
Omg my grandma and her old people friends are going to have a sleep over! Pajamas, wine, bingo and cheesecake! They are so cute omg
The taxis were like less than 20 feet behind you. Lol, they can’t park where the bus stops are
Yesterday I was waiting for my friend to pick me up in Oakland, and as I was waiting, this random African American lady asked me to use my “white looks” help her flag down a Taxi, because no one was stopping for her. So I was like okay, sure, and I tried to help her flag down a taxi and WE WERE BOTH UNSUCCESSFUL.
How to taxis expect to beat out Uber and Lyft, when they can even stop for TWO people waving then down??? bullshit taxi.